my prof spelled my name as “ruckita” in an email and it’s the worst


'Cause when you meet someone new,

It all just takes over you,

And you think that you never really tried,

Open your heart (open your mind)


ha ha ha ha ha guys! did you know roaches can fly? no? well I just found out in real life! ha ha ha ha ha ha


nobody’s paying attention to these dogs in missionary and I’m mad about it


superclones:

i don’t want to change you
i don’t want to change your mind




This person I have never spoken to before just rapped about an encounter with me that he made up

This person I have never spoken to before just rapped about an encounter with me that he made up


hello

hello


last night I dreamed that I was in a hotel before a show and I saw spikyhairprivilege and farfromthepacific there having a conversation and I was like, “guys! I know both of you and this is my first time seeing you two together, what?” and they were both just smiling at me and then I went “Demo we have to all get a picture together!” and he went “Cheetah, you’re embarrassing yourself.”


i just shirked my responsibilities by making my tumblr readable without a magnifying glass


I am 100% sure that somebody on my floor 100% has a bird, which is 100% not allowed, but I 100% want to play with it


I just picked up the banana i was eating and these little specks started shooting out of it, and I didn’t have my glasses on so my first thought was “banana dust?” Nope. Just fruit flies. Not sure if they were in the banana already or if they just live in this tea shop, but either way I won’t be going near a banana for at least 2 days


I was having a dream where I was in line at a fast food restaurant and Harry Styles was the cashier, and when I got up there he was like “Hey, what can I get for you I’m Harry Styles” and I went “oh wow, you should probably wear a name tag.” Then he asked me what I wanted again and I was just about to answer when I thought, “shouldn’t you be awake right now?” Then I woke up, looked at my watch and saw it was 15 minutes after my last alarm was supposed to have gone off, which it hadn’t done because my phone decided to turn off while charging. My subconscious is awesome and responsible.


once-upon-a-time-in-bollywood:

Hema Malini and Dharmendra.

I watch this movie every year

once-upon-a-time-in-bollywood:

Hema Malini and Dharmendra.

I watch this movie every year